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When I need to use a public bathroom, I always take a poll of everyone who happens to be nearby! I get the opinion of 41%, then I solicit the contrasting opinion of another 31%, and finally I listen to the 28% who don't have an opinion—and that's the bathroom I use.

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Tucker Lieberman
Tucker Lieberman

Written by Tucker Lieberman

Cult classic. Author of the novel "Most Famous Short Film of All Time." Editor for Prism & Pen and Identity Current. tuckerlieberman.com

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