Which Jellybean Did Lev Eat?

Do you remember this scene from ‘Most Famous Short Film of All Time’?

One week ago, I published a novel. I promised my more-than-one-dozen email subscribers I’d tell you when it came out, and I must follow through and tell you: The book is ready. I‘m reluctant to self-promo — evidently, having waited an entire week post-release to announce a new book — but I remind myself that you deserve to be taken at face value, you, the more-than-one-dozen of you who signed up for emails because you liked something I once wrote. (“Not someone…