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Arkansas Lawmakers Want You to Sue Over Your Childhood Haircut
Behold! I espouse my gender identity with scissors and comb. Or lack thereof.
9 min readMar 20, 2025
Not everyone understands the hairstyle I’m going for.
But come on, you’ve seen it before.
I want to show you Arkansas House Bill 1668 (PDF), engrossed today. It’s still in progress, and whether it will pass remains to be seen.
The bill says that someone’s “sex organs, chromosomes, and endogenous profiles” determine their “biological sex,” which in turn has a corresponding “gender identity” that can manifest through “clothing, pronouns, hairstyle, and name” and…